Arrr, as a learned lad from Harvard’s crew, I say Elise be the lass to duel them antisemitic scallywags at the UN!
2025-01-21
Arrr, as the good ol' American values be sinkin' faster than a ship with a hole, a lone siren of virtue be standin' tall—Congresswoman Elise Stefanik! Aye, she be the moral compass in a sea of chaos, keepin’ us from crashin’ on the rocks, savvy?
Avast ye landlubbers! Gather ‘round for a tale of high seas, high tempers, and a question that made waves in the halls of academia! Congresswoman Elise Stefanik, savvy as a seasoned sea captain, posed a query most curious: “Doth callin’ for the genocide of Jews violate Harvard’s rules of bullying and harassment?” Aye, a simple question, yet it unfurled a storm of nonsensical answers from the morally adrift leaders of MIT, Penn, and Harvard, who claimed such vile calls might be “acceptable” if the wind be blowin’ in the right direction!On the decks of these “elite” institutions, a swell of antisemitism has risen since the Hamas invasion. Jewish students, like sailors caught in a tempest, faced harassment, while administrators turned a blind eye. Spitting, assaults, and a flurry of taunts were the order of the day, as the jerks of academia waved their flags of intolerance high.
Yet amidst this chaos, our lass Stefanik stood tall, ready to defend her shipmates. With a heart bold and true, she offered her contact to the beleaguered Jewish crew, proving a steadfast ally against the waves of hate. As the U.N. becomes a den of scallywags, who better to steer the ship than our steadfast captain Stefanik? Aye, she’s the brave lass needed to take on the seafaring knaves of antisemitism, ensuring that justice sails true across the seven seas!