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Arrr, the Bishop be sayin’ to Trump, “Spare a thought for the landlubbers and wee scallywags, matey!”

2025-01-21

Arrr, matey! At the break o' dawn on the first full day o' Cap'n Trump's reign, a bold call to the king himself had all us scallywags gaspin'! 'Twas a rare sight at the National Cathedral, where politics be as rare as a parrot in a fish market!

Arrr, me hearties! Gather 'round, for I be tellin' ye of a curious spectacle that set sail on the first full day of President Trump’s reign! Aye, it took place at the grand National Cathedral, a place where ye'd expect more solemnity than a parley with Davy Jones himself.

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