Arrr! Justin Baldoni be sayin' uncut treasure from 'It Ends With Us' sinks Blake Lively's harpoonin' claims! Har har!
2025-01-21
Arrr! Justin Baldoni's crew be spillin' unedited treasure, sayin' it clears him of Blake Lively's harsh cannon fire 'bout harassment! The scallywags from "It Ends With Us" be battlin' in the legal seas, raisin' a ruckus fit for a shipwreck! Aye, what a jolly mess!
Avast ye scallywags and hear the curious tale of Justin Baldoni and Blake Lively, a tempestuous squabble on the set of "It Ends With Us"! Baldoni's crew be claimin’ that unedited footage sets sail to sink Lively's allegations of foul play, amidst a $400 million lawsuit that be makin' waves across the seven seas.Blake, the fair maiden, alleged that Baldoni leaned in too close during a slow dance, whisperin’ sweet nothings about her scent, to which he allegedly replied, “I’m not even attracted to ye!” Baldoni retorts that his words were but a jest about her spray tan, not a scallywag's flirtation.
The footage, nearly ten minutes of raw hilarity, shows the two actors tangled in a playful banter. With Baldoni askin’, “Am I gettin’ beard on ye?” and Lively counterin’ with a quip about spray tan, their antics be far from nefarious. Baldoni’s crew insists their interaction be naught but professionalism on the high seas of romance.
Yet, Lively’s legal swashbucklers call this a classic case of DARVO – Deny, Attack, Reverse Victim and Offender. They claim this be a tale as old as time, where the accused turns the tide against the accuser. So, grab ye popcorn, mates, for this be a saga of salty waves and courtroom shenanigans! Arrr!