Arrr! Over 10 million scallywags be watchin' Fox News’ Inauguration show, sinkin' all them other networks like a sunken ship!
2025-01-21
Arrr, matey! On the day when the grand Trump set sail as captain of the land, Fox News be the most sought-after galleon, drawin' over 10 million scallywags to its deck! Aye, a fine haul for their newsy treasure, I say!
Ahoy, ye scallywags! Gather 'round as I regale ye with tales of the grand spectacle that was President Trump’s inauguration, watched by more landlubbers on the Fox News Channel than any other vessel afloat! With a sea of 10.3 million souls glued to their screens from half-past eleven to one o'clock, Fox sailed ahead of the competition like a mighty galleon. ABC, bless their hearts, trailed behind with a mere 4.7 million, while NBC and CBS floundered with 4.4 and 4.1 million viewers, respectively.But lo and behold! CNN, having weathered a storm of misfortune, could only muster 1.7 million, while MSNBC sank to the depths with a paltry 848,000. Fox’s anchors, Bret Baier and Martha MacCallum, steered the ship, capturing a whopping 80% of the cable news bounty! As the day turned into night, Fox kept its grip on the audience, averaging over six million in the evening watch.
With Trump returning to the captain's chair for his second term—an unprecedented feat since Grover Cleveland—this inauguration was no ordinary affair. The cold forced the ceremony indoors, but fear not! Fox News also ruled the digital seas, with engagement on social media soaring and video views on YouTube leaving the competition in their wake. So hoist the flag for Fox News, the mightiest news ship sailing the turbulent waters of 2024!