"Arrr! Chicken noodle soup sweets fly off the shelves: 'Aye, soup ye can suck, matey!'"
2025-01-21
Arrr, Progresso be settin’ sail with their Soup Drops, a candy swab o' chicken noodle! The moment it hit the seas o' the internet, it vanished quicker than a treasure map in a storm! Even the scallywags be demandin’ a taste!
Ahoy, mateys! Gather 'round fer the latest treasure from the culinary seas! Progresso, the fine scallywags of soup, be servin' up a new way to savor that classic chicken noodle soup ye love, especially when the cold winds be blowin' and the sniffles be settlin' in! They’ve concocted a curious treat known as Soup Drops – hard candies that pack the hearty flavor of chicken noodle soup, and blimey, they be flyin' off the shelves faster than a ship chased by a kraken!In a cheeky post on the Instagram, the merry crew at Progresso exclaimed, "Well, this is souper awkward..." after sellin' out before they could even shout from the crow’s nest. But worry not, ye hungry sailors! They promise to restock these peculiar delights soon enough, at the stroke of 9 a.m. on Thursday.
Costin' ye a mere $2.49 plus a shillin' for ship's fare, these Soup Drops come in a can that looks just like yer beloved soup can! But beware, they ain't vegetarian nor gluten-free, and contain a whole bevy of ingredients that would make any pirate's head spin. So, set yer sails fer flavor and get ready to enjoy the comfort of chicken noodle soup in a way ye never thought possible! Arrr!