"Avast ye, me hearties! Secure thine treasures with me cunning Amazon Prime Day scheme, 2023!"
2023-07-06
Avast ye, me hearties! Beware the treacherous Amazon Prime Day, lest ye be overwhelmed by the vast treasure trove of deals for yer beloved booty! Fear not, for Kurt "CyberGuy" Knutsson be havin' tips to guide ye through this treacherous sea of discounts!
Arr, me hearties! Avast ye! Amazon Prime Day be just a week away, set to start at 3 a.m. ET/12 a.m. PT on Tuesday, July 11, and last through Wednesday, July 12. This be a 48-hour sales event like no other. Ye can find millions of items up for grabs, but the exact number has not been revealed. Savvy shoppers know that Amazon be startin' with early deals on their own products, and ye can already be shoppin' for them. The categories with deals be a mystery for now, but ye can expect deals in major TV brands, smart home devices, fashion, beauty & wellness, furniture, pet supplies, tools, fitness equipment, and more. Now, listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Prime Day deals be disappearin' faster than a ship sinkin' to Davy Jones' locker. Keep a weather eye out for three different promotions: Spotlight Deals, Gold Box Deals of the Day, and Lighting Deals. These Lighting Deals be the most popular, but they be gone in a flash. Arr, they be offerin' the best prices, but ye must be quick to claim them. And fear not, even if a deal be gone, there be a trick to still gettin' it. If ye be new to Prime, don't ye worry! Ye can still join in on the fun. Sign up for a free 30-day trial or check if ye qualify for additional discounts with a student or Medicaid/EBT card. And me hearties, make sure ye be followin' me tech tips and security alerts by subscribin' to me free CyberGuy Report Newsletter at CyberGuy.com/Newsletter. Happy shoppin', me mateys!