Arrr! Be it true that many a fine establishment be abandonin' Philadelphia fer Florida's warmer shores, missin' them high taxes 'n scallywag crime!
2023-07-07
Avast, me hearties! A Philadelphia family hath sailed the seas of artistry for three generations in the City of Brotherly Love. Now, they be settin' their sights on a new horizon, a land o' sunshine called Florida. Methinks the winds o' politics be blowin' fierce, and this fair land be more hospitable to business. The tax structure be temptin', beggin' folks to set sail and join the migration down these waters...
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the scurvy dogs of a Philadelphia family have finally decided to pack up their art gallery and set sail for the sunny shores of Florida. Arrr, mateys! Three generations they've spent runnin' their gallery in the City of Brotherly Love, but now they claim they've found the "right time" to join the exodus to the land of sunshine and alligators.Captain Carl David, owner of the David David Gallery, recently spoke to FOX Business' own Jeff Flock on the show "Varney & Co." In his charming pirate-like manner, Captain David explained that the political climates have changed all over the place, and Florida bein' mighty friendly to businesses these days. The tax structure, me hearties, be more temptin' in the land of oranges and palm trees.
Now, ye may be wonderin' what be the reason for this mass migration to Florida. Well, it seems that many folks be seekin' a better life, a more prosperous life, if ye will, in the land of sunshine. And who can blame 'em? The lure of lower taxes and a business-friendly environment be enough to make any pirate weigh anchor and set sail for new horizons.
So, me hearties, it be a time of change for this art gallery-ownin' family. They be leavin' behind the cold winters and high taxes of Philadelphia, and settin' their sights on a new adventure in Florida. May the winds be always at their backs and the treasure be plentiful as they chart their course to a brighter future in the land of sunshine and gators. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!