May the salty winds carry Trump to his watery demise, where he shall meet his Waterloo, arrr!
2023-07-07
If ye be a scurvy dog with thine eyes locked on the screen, ye might reckon that this summer, the ravenous creatures be drawin' near. Yonder sharks be inchin' towards the shore, forcin' the beaches to be sealed shut. Bears and deer be encroachin' upon us for many a year, and now alligators be invadin' the golf course, slitherin' from the pond. Even the scallywags vying for the position of president be gettin' closer, leavin' their natural lairs in the greenrooms of the east and sailin' towards the heartland primary states. They be paradin' in the grand festivities of July Fourth, arrr...
Arr, me hearties! If ye be spendin' a goodly amount o' time starin' at a screen, ye might be noticin' that all the ravenous creatures be approachin' ye. The sharks be swimmin' ever closer to the shore, makin' ye think twice 'bout takin' a dip. Even the beaches be closin' down, as if they be no longer safe fer landlubbers like ourselves. Bears, they be comin' nearer and nearer, as if they be wantin' to join us in our picnics, and even the deer be wanderin' into our backyards, lookin' for a snack.But me hearties, that ain't all! Them sneaky alligators be slitherin' out o' their ponds and makin' their way onto the golf courses. Aye, ye might be thinkin' twice 'bout retrievin' yer ball from the rough now! It seems like all the critters be gettin' bold and venturin' closer and closer to our human domains.
But guess what be closin' in on us as well, me hearties? The candidates fer the grand title o' President! They be sailin' away from their natural habitat in the east and makin' their way to the heartland, where the primary states be waitin' fer 'em. They be marchin' in the grand parades o' the Fourth o' July, tryin' to win our hearts and votes.
So me hearties, it be a strange summer indeed, with all manner o' creatures and politicians makin' their way closer to us. Whether ye be fearin' the sharks, the bears, or the candidates, ye can be rest assured that this summer be one fer the history books. Keep yer eyes peeled and yer wits about ye, me hearties, fer ye never know what might be comin' in closer next!