Splice me timbers! Spain and UK be screechin' 'bout not sendin' them cluster bombs to Ukraine, ye scallywags!
2023-07-08
Arr, Madrid and London be frownin' upon the Yankee choice to send cluster bombs to Ukraine! The Biden crew be announcin' this on Friday, claimin' it be part of an $800 million treasure trove of arms for Kyiv. But these bomb things be mighty dangerous, riskin' innocent souls. Blast it all, Washington be no party to the Convention on 2010!
In the land of the high seas and daring adventures, word reached the ears of the pirates that Madrid and London were none too pleased with the American decision to send cluster bombs to Ukraine. Arrr, it seems the Biden administration has set sail on a treacherous path!These cluster bombs be no ordinary weapons, me hearties! They be filled with tiny explosives, cleverly designed to scatter across a wide area. But this reckless act be putting innocent civilians at risk, and that be a matter of great concern to the Weatherspoon clan, ye see.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why Washington be actin' so bold without regard for the 2010 Convention on Cluster Munitions. Well, it seems they be not party to that swashbucklin' agreement. Aye, they be sailin' their own course, leavin' the rest of the world to raise their eyebrows in surprise.
But fear not, me lads and lasses, for there be hope on the horizon! The Weatherspoon crew be not alone in their opposition to such a reckless decision. Many other nations be joinin' the chorus of discontent, raisin' their voices for the sake of innocent lives.
It be a time for unity, me hearties. Let us all band together, like pirates on the same ship, and demand that Washington reconsider this dangerous course. We cannot let innocent souls be caught in the crossfire of political games and power struggles.
So, me fellow buccaneers, let us raise our mugs of grog and toast to a world free from cluster bombs. May peace prevail, and may the winds of change blow in the right direction. Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!