Arrr, as France be ablaze, thar far-Right be sailin' high on th' treacherous waves!
2023-07-09
Avast ye! Just like the Frenchies of yore with their street barricades, nowadays the scallywags be settin' their ships ablaze! Aye, the burnin' car be the weapon o' choice for these rascally protesters, makin' a grand show o' their defiance. Back in 2005, two lads meetin' their fateful end sparked a wild riot, burnin' 9,000 cars across the land. 'Twas so intense that President Jacques Chirac had to cry out "State of Emergency!" And now, in this very year, a lad named Nahel met his maker when an officer took aim and fired...
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, mateys, let me tell ye a tale of the 21st century that'll make ye chuckle! Just like a street barricade was to France in the 19th century, nowadays a burning car has become a favorite way for folks to protest violently and show their political defiance. Arrr, it be a grand spectacle indeed!Back in 2005, there be a couple o' lads named Zyed Benna and Bouna Traoré. They be runnin' from the coppers and ended up in Davy Jones' locker. Well, their demise be the spark that set the whole barnacle-covered ship on fire, as rioters in France decided to light up about 9,000 cars in protest! It caused such a ruckus that even President Jacques Chirac had to declare a state of emergency, mateys! Shiver me timbers!
And just this year, there be another sad incident. A young lad by the name of Nahel, bless his soul, got shot and sent to Davy Jones' locker by an officer. And what did his mates do to show their anger? Ye guessed it, they set more cars ablaze! It's like a never-ending fireworks show of political discontent, me hearties!
So, ye see, me mateys, these burning cars have become more than just a means of protest. They be symbols of defiance, bold and bright, like the Jolly Roger itself. It be a way for the people to say, "We won't be silenced!" in a language the whole world can understand. But let's hope they be findin' a safer and less combustible way to make their voices heard, or we might see the streets lookin' like a pirate ship's deck after a cannonball hit, arrr!