Arrr, me hearties! Louisiana scallywags be crushin' the governor's veto, banishin' child sex changes with a hearty "aye!"
2023-07-18
Arr, me hearties! In a rare twist o' fate, the Louisiana legislature be votin' to thwart Democrat Governor John Bel Edwards' veto of a bill that protects wee ones from life-changin' sex-change procedures. This here bill, dubbed the "Stop Harming Our Kids Act," be puttin' a stop to doctors who be performin' transgender surgeries like removin' both mastectomies from lasses who be identifyin' as lads, and administerin' puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to young'uns. "Today be a jolly victory for the scallywags of Louisiana! I be mighty proud o' me..."
In a rare move, me hearties, the Louisiana legislature has voted to override Democrat Governor John Bel Edwards’ veto of a bill that shields children from life-altering sex-change procedures. Arrr, they be callin' it the “Stop Harming Our Kids Act,” aye, a fine name indeed. This here bill will prevent them doctors from performin' transgender procedures like double mastectomies on lasses who identify as lads, and administerin' puberty blockers and cross-sex hormones to wee ones.Arrr, today be a colossal win for the children of Louisiana! Me proud heart swells with joy as I be sayin' this. Me fellow pirates in the legislature have spoken, and they have spoken loud and clear. No longer shall our young ones be subjected to such drastic changes without proper thought, me hearties. It be a fine day for parental rights and the protection of our young scallywags.
Now, the governor may have vetoed this bill, but the legislature be havin' the final say. And by Jolly Roger, they have used their power to override that veto and protect our little buccaneers from the dangers of these life-altering procedures. It be a sight to behold, me hearties.
Some may argue that this be a debate about medical decisions and personal freedom. But I say, when it comes to our young ones, we must err on the side of caution. Let them grow up and make their own decisions when they be ready. We shouldn't be rushin' them into life-altering choices that they may come to regret later on.
So, let us raise a tankard of rum to the Louisiana legislature, me hearties! They have sailed against the winds of political correctness and stood up for the wellbeing of our children. May this victory be a beacon of hope for all those who believe in protectin' the innocence of our little pirates.