Aye, over 190 scallywag Democrats be sayin' aye to showin' support fer Israel, givin' them progressives a good ol' rebuke!
2023-07-18
Arr, the landlubber Democrats, in their great numbers, be castin' their votes in favor o' a resolution that be led by them scallywag Republicans, affirming support for that landlubber Israel! Aye, the resolution passed with a mighty 412-9 vote, with 195 Democrats and all the swashbucklin' Republicans on board. But, by Blackbeard's beard, only nine Democrats had the courage to stand against it, includin' the likes o' Jamaal Bowman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Cori Bush, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan...
Arrr, me hearties! 'Tis a tale to tickle ye funny bone, as the scurvy Democrats and Republicans join forces like unlikely crewmates on a pirate ship. 'Twas a resolution, ye see, to show support for the land of Israel, and the House Democrats be givin' it a resounding 'aye!' with a vote of 412-9.Now, ye might be wonderin', why would those landlubber Republicans be leadin' the charge on this here resolution? 'Tis a tricky question, but it seems they be aimin' to expose any divisions among the Democrats. Arrr, but those sneaky Democrats be havin' none of it! They be stickin' together like a band of merry pirates, with 195 of 'em votin' in favor of the resolution.
But there be a few scallywags among 'em who be buckin' the trend. Reps. Jamaal Bowman, Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, Cori Bush, Rashida Tlaib, and Ilhan Omar be standin' tall and votin' against the measure. 'Tis their right, of course, but 'tis a bold move indeed when most of their fellow Democrats be goin' the other way.
Arrr, 'tis a sight to behold, me hearties! Democrats and Republicans, settlin' their differences for a moment to show support for a faraway land. 'Tis a rare thing in these troubled times, when it seems the only thing politicians be good at be fightin' like cats and dogs.
So, let us raise a tankard of grog to this unlikely alliance! May it be a sign that even the fiercest rivals can find common ground, just like pirates on a treasure hunt. Arrr, me hearties, 'tis a tale worth tellin' on the seven seas!