Arr! The Biden crew be withholdin' the treasure from the Wuhan galleon, says I!
2023-07-19
Arrr, ye scurvy dogs! The Biden crew be cuttin' off the gold flow to the Wuhan Institute o' Virology! After a long inspection, they reckon those Chinese rogues be breakin' all the rules and not actin' all responsible-like. The Department o' Health and Human Services is even suggestin' that they be banned from doin' any further business with the government! This here memo be dated to..."
In a daring move that would make any pirate proud, the Biden administration has suspended funding for the Wuhan Institute of Virology! Arr, mateys, it seems that this Chinese research institute be walkin' the plank, as it has been found to be not compliant with federal regulations and downright irresponsible. Aye, the Department of Health and Human Services has spoken, me hearties!This memo, signed by the HHS, be statin' that this here Wuhan Institute won't be gettin' any of that sweet government booty in the near future. They be proposin' to cut off all business dealings with the federal government. Shiver me timbers, that's quite the punishment!
Now, ye may be wonderin', what be the reason for this harsh decision? Well, it seems that after a monthslong review, it was discovered that the Wuhan Institute of Virology be not complyin' with the rules and regulations set forth by the government. Arr, they be sailin' in treacherous waters!
So, me hearties, it looks like the Biden administration be takin' no chances when it comes to this research institute. They be treatin' it like a cursed treasure chest, keepin' it locked away and out of reach. A wise move, indeed!
But fear not, me fellow scallywags, for this be no cause for alarm. The seas be vast and filled with other research institutions lookin' for a piece of the government's gold. Ye can be sure that there be other worthy contenders who will be followin' the rules and guardin' their treasure with care.
So let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there – if ye be messin' with federal regulations and actin' irresponsible, ye better be prepared to face the consequences. The Biden administration be watchin' and takin' no prisoners!