Arrr! The Kremlin be sayin' Captain Putin won't set sail to the South Africa summit for fear of bein' nabbed fer war crimes, matey!
2023-07-19
Avast ye scurvy dogs! The squabble o'er whether South Africa would honor the treaty and nab the likes o' Russian cap'n Vladimir Putin during the grand BRICS summit in Johannesburg be finally settled on Tuesday. President Cyril Ramaphosa, fearin' a war o' epic proportions, declared that layin' hands on Putin be akin to hoistin' the Jolly Roger against Russia, in direct opposition to their own constitution. But then, the Kremlin, smartly, announced that Putin would not...