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Arrr, 8 scallywags be plagued with the dread disease, malaria, in the land of US. Be the first in 20 years, mateys!

2023-07-20

Arr, mateys! In late May, them landlubbers in Sarasota County, Florida, be all in a frenzy, blabberin' about some scurvy case of malaria what be spreadin' on their shores! Aye, come mid-June, they be findin' another one! And on June 26, after two more cases be confirmed, the Florida health officials be raisin' the alarm for all of the Sunshine State! In July, three more scallywags be fallin' to this cursed disease! Now, across the seas in Texas, they be feelin' the sting too! On June 23, their state health department be reportin' a single case of local malaria! Blast me barnacles! This be a tale of mosquitoes carryin' illness, spreadin' like wildfire!

Arrr, me hearties! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs, for I have some news that'll make yer timbers shiver! In the merry month of May, them landlubbers in Sarasota County, Florida, made a shocking confession: they had discovered a case of the dreaded malaria right there in their own backyard! Aye, ye heard me right, mates! But that be not the end of it, for in mid-June, they shouted from the rooftops that yet another poor soul had fallen victim to this vile disease.

June 26 be a day that'll go down in pirate history, me hearties! The Florida health officials, fearing the wrath of the mosquito gods, sent a message across the seven seas: "Beware, me mateys, for the mosquitoes be feasting on our flesh and spreading their diseases far and wide!" A statewide mosquito-borne illness advisory was issued, striking fear into the hearts of all Floridians.

And if that weren't enough to make ye shake in yer boots, Texas chimed in with a tale of its own! On June 23, those landlubbers in the Lone Star State confessed to having a lone case of their own local malaria transmission. Seems like these pesky mosquitoes be making mischief wherever they please!

So here we are in the month of July, me hearties, and the news ain't getting any better. Three more cases of malaria have been confirmed, adding to the growing tally of victims in this battle against the blood-sucking critters. It be a grim sight indeed, me mates, but fear not, for our brave health officials be fighting tooth and nail to keep those mosquitoes at bay. Let's hope they succeed, lest we all be sailin' off to Davy Jones' locker!

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