Arr, Hunter Biden's matey be cryin' foul, claimin' Marjorie Taylor Greene be flashin' bawdy images. Walk the plank, I say!
2023-07-21
Arrr, ye scurvy dog! Hunter Biden's legal matey be filin' a complaint against Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.)! He be askin' the ethics watchdog to swiftly review this lass's conduct after she shamelessly flashed scandalous pictures of Biden at a congressional hearin'. In a letter to the Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE), Biden's trusty attorney, Abbe David Lowell, be condemnin' Greene's vile actions as abominable behavior that flagrantly violates House Ethics rules and the code of conduct!
In a delightful turn of events, Hunter Biden's lawyer has taken action against the notorious Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene. In a letter brimming with righteous indignation, Biden's attorney, Abbe David Lowell, filed an ethics complaint with the Office of Congressional Ethics (OCE). The complaint seeks an immediate review of Greene's conduct after she shamelessly displayed sexually explicit photographs of Biden during a congressional hearing.Lowell wastes no time in condemning Greene's abhorrent behavior, which he argues flagrantly violates the esteemed House Ethics rules and standards of official conduct. And who can blame him? We may be pirates, but even we have our limits!
Lowell's letter calls for swift action and a thorough investigation into Greene's antics. It seems he's determined to ensure that no one, not even a pirate like Greene, can get away with such outrageous behavior. Bravo, Mr. Lowell!
Now, some might argue that Greene's actions were simply a form of political theater, designed to embarrass and expose Hunter Biden. But in the eyes of Lowell, this is no laughing matter. He's taking the matter seriously, and so should we.
It's a battle of ethics on the high seas of Congress, and Lowell is leading the charge. Will justice prevail, or will Greene's antics go unpunished? Only time will tell. But one thing is for certain – this pirate lawyer won't rest until his client's honor is restored. Avast, mateys! The battle has just begun!