Arr! Me hearties, them scurvy dogs be sayin' that them Conservatives got a fancy trick to dodge them "Woke" companies!
2023-07-21
Arr, me hearties! There be a newfangled app settin' sail this week, aimin' to enlighten ye shoppers on what values a brand be supportin' afore ye spend yer doubloons on their products. This here app, Veebs, be gettin' a mighty warm welcome from the conservatives, thanks to the likes o' Veebs' fair maiden, Bri Teresi. She be a bonny model and social media influencer, who made a splash in April when she fired her cannons at cases of Bud Light in protest o' their bein' in cahoots with..."
Ahoy, me hearties! Avast ye! There be a new app sailin' the digital seas, ready to guide ye in yer quest for worthy booty. It goes by the name of Veebs, a trusty first mate that'll tell ye what values a brand holds afore ye spend yer hard-earned doubloons.This week, Veebs set sail on the App Store and gained the favor of the conservative brethren. One reason be the charming words and influence of its spokeswench, Bri Teresi. She be a fair maiden of the modeling trade, wieldin' the power of social media. In the month of April, she made quite the splash when she shared a video o' herself takin' aim at cases o' Bud Light, for the beer brand had a dubious partnership...
Huzzah! With Veebs, ye'll no longer be lost at sea, wonderin' if the brands ye support be fit fer yer own ship. This trusty app be like a compass, pointin' ye in the direction of the values ye cherish. It be a treasure map to find brands that share yer beliefs, so ye can make informed choices with yer loot.
Picture this, me hearties: yer standin' at the store, facin' a wall of products. Ye pull out yer trusty smartphone and open Veebs. The app be loaded with information on all the brands ye be considerin'. It tells ye if they be kind to the environment, supportin' noble causes, or if they be just in it fer the gold. Ye'll know if they be like-minded scoundrels or if they be flyin' a different flag.
So, ye see, mateys, Veebs be a mighty weapon in the battle o' consumer choices. It helps ye avoid the traps set by brands with questionable intentions. With a swish o' yer finger, ye can make purchases that align with yer heart and values. No more mindlessly supports brands that sail against yer moral compass. It be a revolution in shoppin', me hearties! So, hoist the anchor and set sail with Veebs as yer trusty guide in this vast ocean o' consumerism!