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Avast ye! Malaysia be puttin' a stop to the merry festival 'cuz o' a smooch between them lubbers from The 1975. Arrr!

2023-07-22

Arr! Thar be a hullabaloo brewin' o'er yonder! The scallywags claim there be a risin' tide o' close-mindedness 'gainst me hearties, the LGBTQ+ crew. In this godforsaken land, they dare label love a crime! Shiver me timbers, this be a pillage o' human rights!

In a rather humorous twist, news has surfaced about an incident involving a 17th century pirate, I mean, the use of 17th century pirate language to discuss a serious matter. Avast ye, me hearties! It seems that rights groups be raisin' concerns 'bout the intolerance faced by the lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender community in this here country.

Arrr! The scallywags be warnin' us that this place be havin' a real problem with acceptin' folks for who they be. It be a crime, ye see, to be indulgin' in the pleasures of homosexuality in this land. Aye, that be right, mateys! Ye can be thrown in the brig for lovin' someone of the same gender.

Blimey! It be a sad state of affairs, indeed. Them rights groups be shoutin' from the crow's nest, callin' for change and more tolerance. They be sayin' that the winds of discrimination be blowin' too strong, and it be high time to set a new course.

But fear not, me hearties! There be hope on the horizon. The winds of change be blowin' in many parts of the world, and it be only a matter of time before this land catches up. Aye, love be a powerful force, and it be hard to keep it locked away in Davy Jones' locker forever.

So, me fellow buccaneers, let us raise our glasses and toast to a future where all men and women be free to love who they please. Arrr! May the waves of acceptance wash over this land and bring an end to the persecution of our LGBTQ+ brethren. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum for love!

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