The Booty Report

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Arr! Padres' Juan Soto be crushin' balls o'er 910 feet! Aye, trade tales be swirlin' too, matey!

2023-07-21

Arr, Juan Soto, a swashbucklin' matey, sailed into San Diego last year. But alas! The Padres' be dishon'rin' their namesake this season, so young Soto might be set to weigh anchor once more when the MLB trade deadline be upon us!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, teams be warned, for the price to acquire Juan Soto be on the rise! The scallywag from the San Diego Padres showcased his power, belting two mighty home runs that totaled a staggering 910 feet! Arrr! The first of his plunderous shots sailed 447 feet, a solo home run that gave the Padres an early lead. Aye, that be just a taste of what was to come! Two innings later, Soto stepped up to the plate once again, this time with a mate on base. His second blast made his previous one look like a mere Little League swing, as it sailed an impressive 463 feet in the opposite direction, granting the Padres a commanding 5-0 lead over the Detroit Tigers. But alas, Soto's reputation be so fearsome that the opposing crew dared not face him a third time, walking him for the 93rd time this season, the most in the entire league! This 24-year-old marauder was traded to the Padres just last year, joining their stacked roster that already boasted the likes of shortstop Xander Bogaerts and third baseman Manny Machado, both signed to massive contracts. However, despite these wealthy investments, the Padres have fallen short of expectations, sitting in fourth place in the NL West with a disappointing record of 46-51. As the trade deadline approaches on August 1st, the Padres must decide whether to part ways with some of their booty. Should they choose this path, Soto be considered a highly sought-after target. While Soto may not be performing at the MVP level some had anticipated, with his batting average at .266 this season, he still possesses a respectable .420 on-base percentage, the second-best in the entire league. Avast!

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