Arr! Biden be sayin' no to the Pentagon's whispers and choosin' a fine lass to steer the Navy ship!
2023-07-21
Arr, me mateys! President Biden be defying the scallywags in the Pentagon and settin' sail with Adm. Lisa Franchetti to lead the Navy! If she be confirmed, she'll be the first lass to hold such a prestigious position. Avast, Biden be rejectin' the advice of his matey, Defense Secretary Lloyd Austin, who wanted Adm. Samuel Paparo for the job. Aye, there be some rough waters ahead!
Arrr, me hearties! Avast ye! Gather 'round and listen to this tale of the high seas! It seems that our good ol' President Biden has decided to shake things up in the Navy. He be overruling the mighty Pentagon and choosing a lass to lead the fleet. Aye, ye heard it right! Adm. Lisa Franchetti be settin' sail to become the first woman to be a Pentagon service chief and the first lass to join the Joint Chiefs of Staff, if she be confirmed!Now, ye might be wonderin' why Biden be goin' against the advice of his trusty Defense Secretary, Lloyd Austin. It seems Austin be recommendin' Adm. Samuel Paparo, the commander of the Navy's Pacific Fleet. But ol' Biden, he be havin' a mind of his own and settin' his sights on the lass Franchetti.
In a statement released by the White House, Biden be sayin' that Franchetti brings a wealth of experience to the position, includin' commandin' a Navy destroyer. He be claimin' that she be the right lass for the job, and he be havin' confidence in her leadership.
Now, me hearties, this be a historic moment indeed! The seas be changin', and women be takin' their rightful place in the upper echelons of power. It be a sight to behold, seein' a lass leadin' the mighty Navy! We be raisin' our mugs of rum to Adm. Franchetti, wishin' her fair winds and smooth sailin' as she takes on this new role.
So, me hearties, let's give a cheer for progress and a toast to the brave lasses who be breakin' barriers on the seven seas! Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum!