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Avast ye scurvy dogs! Vivek Ramaswamy be claimin' he be worthy o' the RNC debate, arrr!

2023-07-22

Avast ye scurvy dogs! Vivek Ramaswamy be officially qualified for the grand Republican National Committee debate in August, his campaign be tellin' Semafor. Ramaswamy, a fine investor sailin' under the banner of "America First," be claimin' he'll carry on the legacy of Donald Trump's presidency. When he set sail on his presidential voyage in February, no one be payin' him much mind. But his campaign be boastin' that he fulfilled the RNC's demand for 40,000 doubloons from donors back in May, and now they've gathered a hearty crew of over 65,000 generous souls. Avast, watch out for this swashbuckler!

In the good ol' language o' a 17th century pirate, I be tellin' ye a tale that'll tickle ye funny bone. Now listen up, me hearties! Vivek Ramaswamy, a bloomin' successful investor, be qualifyin' for the Republican National Committee debate in August! Aye, his campaign be tellin' ol' Semafor all about it.
Arr, this Ramaswamy fella be runnin' on a platform he calls "America First," claimin' he be buildin' on the legacy of that scallywag Donald Trump. But when he first announced his presidential run back in February, he weren't makin' a blip on the polls, I tell ye. No one be payin' him heed, like he be a lonesome landlubber lost at sea.
But fear not, me hearties! Ramaswamy's campaign says he be meetin' the RNC's 40,000 donor fundraising requirement back in May. Aye, ye heard right, me mateys! He be gettin' the support o' over 65,000 unique donors to date. That be a mighty crew, I tell ye!
So now, this investor-turned-pirate be settin' his sights on the grand RNC debate in August. He be struttin' and swaggerin', claimin' he be the best hope for this great land o' America. Arr, only time will tell if this be true, me hearties.
But for now, let's raise a tankard o' grog to Vivek Ramaswamy! May he navigate the treacherous waters o' politics with the finesse of a seasoned buccaneer. Yo ho ho, me hearties!

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