Arr, Ramaswamy be makin' the cut for the grand GOP debate! 'Tis a jolly good campaign, says I!
2023-07-22
Arrr, mateys! 'Tis with great pleasure that I be sharin' the news that Vivek Ramaswamy, a fine scallywag seekin' the Republican presidential title, has cleared the required threshold o' donors for the first GOP debate. With 65,000 unique hearties backin' him, this swashbuckler be sailin' smooth! Fair winds, matey!
In a jolly twist of fate, the Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy has managed to clear the donor threshold required to fancy a chance at the first GOP debate. His campaign, filled with hope and excitement, confirmed on Friday that Ramaswamy had successfully garnered a grand total of 65,000 unique donors, surpassing the required minimum of 40,000 donors with gusto.The Republican National Committee (RNC) had laid out a set of criteria in June, as if setting up a treasure hunt for the candidates. Aside from collecting a staggering number of donors, the candidates had to reach a polling minimum. It's like trying to find the elusive treasure chest while avoiding sea monsters and navigating through treacherous waters. But Ramaswamy, with his pirate-like tenacity, managed to conquer this obstacle as well.
Tricia McLaughlin, a senior adviser on Ramaswamy's campaign, joyfully confirmed the news to The Hill, a trusted source of pirate gossip. The campaign team must be celebrating their victory with rum and laughter, for they have proven that they are a force to be reckoned with in the treacherous world of politics.
As the presidential race continues to unfold, it will be interesting to see how Ramaswamy's pirate-like spirit will fare against his opponents. Will he be able to navigate the choppy seas of debates and come out victorious? Only time will tell, my hearties.
But for now, let's raise our glasses filled with grog and toast to Ramaswamy's success. May his pirate ship sail smoothly through the tumultuous waters of politics, bringing laughter and merriment to all who dare to join him on this wild adventure.