The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Arr, Vivek Ramaswamy be a fine matey, fit for t' first presidential debate, be it RNC's approval!

2023-07-22

Avast ye mateys! News be spreadin' that Vivek Ramaswamy, a scallywag seekin' to become the Republican presidential candidate in 2024, has met the requirements set by the Republican National Committee fer the first debate. He's got a flock of 65,000 generous donors and be pollin' at a respectable 1% in three separate surveys. Two Morning Consult polls showin' him at a mighty 8%, and a Kaplan Strategies poll backin' him up. Arrr, the race be gettin' interesting, me hearties!

In a grand announcement that would make even the fiercest pirate shiver in their boots, 2024 Republican presidential candidate Vivek Ramaswamy's campaign proudly declared that he has met all the criteria set forth by the Republican National Committee to qualify for the first debate. Arrr! These qualifications include a requirement of 40,000 individual donors, and Ramaswamy's campaign claims to have amassed an impressive count of over 65,000 loyal supporters. Shiver me timbers!
Not only that, but old Vivek has also managed to sail the treacherous waters of the polling world, emerging triumphant by polling at least 1% in not one, not two, but three separate polls, just as the RNC demands. His campaign was kind enough to share that two Morning Consult polls have shown him at a hearty 8% support, while a Kaplan Strategies poll has also put him in the spotlight. That's quite the achievement, matey!
It seems that Ramaswamy's campaign is gaining some wind in its sails, as he meets the qualifications with ease and confidence. Now, whether or not this will make him a formidable opponent in the race for the Republican nomination remains to be seen. But one thing be certain, me hearties, Vivek Ramaswamy be making waves in the political world, and he be doing it with style!
So, buckle your swashbuckling belts, me fellow scallywags, and keep an eye on this pirate of a candidate as he sets his sights on the grandest treasure of them all, the presidency of the United States. Yo ho ho, and a bottle of rum!

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