Ye Texas Governor be sayin' nae to th' scallywag Biden's plea t' be removin' th' floatin' border barriers!
2023-07-24
Avast, ye scurvy dogs! Gov. Greg Abbott, a fine swashbucklin' Republican, be standin' tall 'gainst the Department of Justice. He be sayin' to President Joe Biden, "Arr! Texas be havin' the right to protect her borders!" The good governor be promisin' a grand ol' court battle, so ready yer cannons, Mr. President!
Arrr, mateys! It seems that Texas Gov. Greg Abbott be standin' up to the Department of Justice like a true pirate of the 17th century! The scallywags be threatenin' legal action if he don't remove them floatin' barriers from the Rio Grande, but our brave governor be sayin' "Nay, ye landlubbers! We have the right to defend our borders!"In a letter sent to President Joe Biden, our fearless leader be showin' his pirate spirit and defendin' Texas with all his might. He be sayin', "Texas will fully utilize its constitutional authority to deal with the crisis ye have caused." Aye, he be tellin' the president that he be seein' him in court! Arr, that be some bold words from a true pirate of the modern age.
Nothin' stops our governor from protectin' his land, not even the threat of legal action from the bigwigs in Washington. He be standin' tall and declarin', "Texas will not back down!" Aye, mateys, those are words of a true leader. He be showin' his pirate heart and provin' that he won't be messin' around with anyone who tries to mess with Texas.
So gather 'round, me hearties, and raise a toast to Governor Abbott. He be fightin' for our state like a fierce pirate defendin' his treasure. Let's hope that the courts see the righteousness of his cause and that the barriers stay put. Texas be defendin' its borders, come what may. Arr!