Arrr, Spotify be plunderin' more doubloons from its 200 million scurvy premium scallywags!
2023-07-24
Avast ye scurvy dogs! Spotify be raisin' the price of its Premium plans for the first time since launchin' in the U.S. in 2011! The beloved Premium Single plan now be worth $10.99, a whole doubloon more than before. They be matchin' the prices of their audio streamin' foes like Apple Music and Amazon Music Unlimited. Me hearties, brace yerselves for higher prices on the high seas of music!
In a shocking twist of events, me hearties, Spotify be raisin' the price of its Premium plans! Aye, ye heard me right! No more shall ye pay a mere $9.99 for the Premium Single plan. Nay, from now on it be $10.99. Aye, they be joinin' ranks with the likes of Apple Music, Amazon Music Unlimited, YouTube Music, and Tidal.But that be not all, me hearties! Spotify's Premium Duo plan, which used to cost ye $12.99, will now set ye back a hefty $14.99. Shiver me timbers! It seems like they be wantin' to fill their treasure chests with more doubloons.
Now, I know what ye be thinkin', me fellow pirates. Why be they raisin' the prices, ye ask? Well, they claim it be for the greater good, of course. They say they be investin' in new features and content to keep ye entertained. Aye, I be sure we all be wantin' new shanties to sing along to while sailin' the high seas.
But fear not, me hearties, for there be still a glimmer of hope. Spotify's Premium Family plan, which allows ye to share the booty with up to six scurvy dogs, shall remain at $14.99. Aye, me mateys, we be savin' a few pieces of eight there.
So, me fellow pirates, prepare to dig a little deeper into yer pockets if ye be wantin' to continue enjoyin' the finest tunes on Spotify. Aye, it be a sad day for all the penny pinchin' pirates out there. But fear not, for in the grand scheme of things, a few extra pieces of eight be a small price to pay for the joy of music, arrr!