"Avast ye! 'Tis a fierce quarrel 'bout votin' in North Carolina, me hearties. Lose the courts, lose the war!"
2023-07-25
As the sun sank into the depths of the ocean on the twelfth day of April in the year 2018, a valiant deputy of the Craven County sheriff did halt a fair and noble white carriage. Fair maiden Heather French did grace the passenger seat. The deputy, with cunning and stealth, did pursue the carriage on the opposite shore of the Trent River, in a place he deemed to be a wretched hive of scum and villainy, where drugs may fester. Finally, he did command the carriage to stop, for its registration was nigh expired. In this momentous pause, the deputy summoned a fearsome K9 unit from the local constabulary, who, as twilight descended upon us, did sniff the air for the scent of forbidden substances. Lo and behold, the officers...
Arrr, as the sun sank below the horizon on April 12, 2018, a hearty Craven County sheriff’s deputy spotted a white pickup sailing through the darkened streets. Aye, it be Heather French, a notorious scallywag, sitting in the passenger seat.The deputy, being a sharp-eyed swashbuckler, had been tailing the vessel on the other side of the Trent River, for it seemed to be sailing straight through a notorious den of drug smugglers. Arr, he had the cunning to pull over the scurvy driver, whose registration was as expired as an old bottle of rum.
During the stop, the deputy, a clever old sea dog, sent word to the local police department to summon their K9 unit. Aye, these furry buccaneers were skilled in the art of sniffing out hidden treasures, or in this case, hidden drugs. With the darkness creeping in, the officers eagerly awaited the K9 unit's arrival to unleash their fury upon the truck.
But alas, as luck would have it, the K9 unit did not discover any booty aboard the vessel. The truck was as clean as a freshly scrubbed deck. The officers, disappointed but undeterred, sent Heather French on her way with naught but a warning for her expired registration.
As the moon rose high in the sky, the deputy and his crew continued their quest to rid the seas of drug smugglers, knowing that with each stop, they brought the treacherous waters one step closer to being safe for all. Carry on, brave deputies, for your efforts are noble and your determination unwavering!