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Arrr! Blimey! Them Egyptian and Turkish embassies in Denmark be witnessin' a grand bonfire of Korans, mateys!

2023-07-25

Arr, a wee band o' anti-Islam scallywags be settin' fire to them Korans afore the Egyptian and Turkish embassies in Copenhagen on Tuesday, followin' like protests in Denmark and Sweden that've whipped up a mighty storm among the Muslims. Denmark and Sweden be sayin' they be sorrowful for the burnin' o' Islam's holy book, but be unable to stop it, as the rules that keep free speech be protectin' it. Last week, the riled up protesters in Iraq set the Swedish embassy in Baghdad ablaze.

In a jolly old pirate's tongue, let's talk about the shenanigans that went down in Copenhagen! A wee bunch of anti-Islam scallywags decided it was a grand idea to set fire to some Korans right outside the Egyptian and Turkish embassies. Arrr, they be stirring up quite the ruckus!
Now, these rascals aren't the first to pull such a stunt. Denmark and Sweden, their mates from up north, have been up to similar mischief in recent weeks. And let me tell ya, it's got the Muslims mighty ticked off! They're fuming like a volcano about to blow!
But here's the amusing part, me hearties. Denmark and Sweden, while they condemn these book-burning antics, claim they can't do a thing to stop 'em. Aye, turns out there be rules in place that protect free speech, even if that speech involves turning holy scriptures into flaming kindling. Blimey!
Now, if ye thought this tale couldn't get any more entertaining, here's a kicker for ya. Over in Iraq, them protesters got so fired up by the actions of them Swedes that they decided to set the Swedish embassy in Baghdad on fire! Arrr, talk about a scorching response!
So there ye have it, me mateys. A merry band of anti-Islam activists, a couple of burning embassies, and a whole lot of enraged Muslims. It's like a swashbuckling adventure on the high seas, but with less treasure and more religious controversy! Ahoy!

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