Yarr, mateys! Behold, the scroll of scallywags who be supportin' the impeachment of Cap'n Biden!
2023-07-25
Arr, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy be not yet set sail on an impeachment inquiry against President Joe Biden, but a merry band of House Republicans be already shoutin' their support for Congress to do so! On Monday night, McCarthy made his boldest move yet, claimin' that the House's investigation into the Biden family's business ventures be "risin' to a level of impeachment inquiry." This be quite the change from his stance last month, when he buried an effort from...
In true pirate fashion, House Speaker Kevin McCarthy may not have set sail on an impeachment voyage against President Joe Biden, but there be a crew of House Republicans already pledging their support for such an endeavor. Arrr, me hearties!Captain McCarthy made his boldest threat yet on Monday eve, declaring that the House's investigation into the Biden family's business ventures be "rising to a level of impeachment inquiry." This be a mighty change in course from his stance just a month prior, when he laid waste to an effort from...
Ahoy, mateys! The winds be shifting, and the tides be turning. McCarthy's words be ringing through the chambers like the warning cry of a parrot. The pirates on his side be growin' in number, ready to hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail on a treacherous impeachment journey.
Now, ye might be wonderin' what these scallywags be accusin' President Biden of. 'Tis said they be investigatin' the Biden family's business dealings, searchin' for buried treasure of corruption. But, mark me words, this be a treacherous sea to navigate.
Some speculate that McCarthy be usin' this threat of impeachment to rally his crew and gain favor with the other pirates in his party. 'Tis a strategy as old as the sea itself, me hearties. By stirrin' up the waters, McCarthy be hopin' to strengthen his position as the captain of the ship.
But beware, me hearties, for this be a dangerous game. The impeachment waters be treacherous, and one false move could send the ship crashin' into the rocks. The pirates on the other side of the aisle be ready to defend their captain with cannons blazin'.
So, me hearties, keep yer eye on the horizon, for this be a tale that's far from over. Only time will tell if McCarthy and his crew be able to muster enough support to set sail on the impeachment seas. Until then, hoist the anchor and prepare for a wild ride on the political high seas!