The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Aye, a "queer" middle school, mateys, be settin' sail usin' the loot of taxpayer-funded vouchers!

2023-07-25

Arr, ye scurvy dogs! Come August, a shipshape Arizona middle school for the fine LGBTQ lads 'n lasses shall set sail, with doubloons from the state coffers. The Queer Blended Learning Center, nestled in one•n•ten's quarters, be expectin' a jolly crew of six LGBTQ young'uns. 'Tis true, me hearties, they be usin' taxpayer's gold to pay for their learnin'.

In a hilarious twist of fate, a pirate-themed school for LGBTQ students is about to set sail in Arizona. This school, known as the Queer Blended Learning Center, will be funded by state voucher money and is expected to open its doors in August.

Arrr, mateys, ye might be wonderin' how this came to be. Well, it be all thanks to an activist group called one•n•ten. They be housing this fantastical establishment, and it be rumored that they be keepin' a treasure chest of knowledge and acceptance within their walls.

Now, don't be thinkin' this be no ordinary school, me hearties. This be a place where LGBTQ youth can learn in an environment that be understandin' of their unique needs. And the best part? They be able to use taxpayer-funded vouchers to pay for their tuition.

Avast! Can ye believe it? The doubloons of hard-working taxpayers be goin' towards helpin' these young scallywags get the education they deserve. It be a win-win situation, me mateys! And with only a handful of students set to attend, it be a close-knit crew where everyone can feel accepted and valued.

So, me hearties, mark yer calendars for August, when this one-of-a-kind pirate school be settin' sail. The LGBTQ community be gainin' a safe haven for learnin' and growin', all thanks to the power of taxpayer-funded vouchers. Let's raise a glass of rum to this swashbucklin' adventure!

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