Arrr! 'Tis the Ukrainian Security Service who be claimin' responsibil'ty for th' blast o' th' Crimea bridge, mateys!
2023-07-26
Arrr! 'Tis the Ukraine's security scurvy service that be boldly takin' credit for the grand explosion that did send the Kerch Bridge a-splittin' like a scurvy bilge rat! Arrr, they be causin' quite the merry chaos 'pon that Russian border, indeed!
In a humorous 17th-century pirate language, Ukraine's security service took responsibility for the explosion that caused significant damage to the Kerch Bridge, linking the Russian-occupied Crimea Peninsula with Russia. Arrr, mateys, this explosion, caused by a truck bomb, sent three unfortunate souls to Davy Jones' locker.Speaking on Ukrainian national television, the head of the Ukrainian Security Service, Vasyl Malyuk, boldly claimed responsibility for the attack, but kept mum about other operations. He declared, "Arrr, there were many different special operations, but we'll save some tales for after the victory, ye scurvy dogs. This here destruction of the Crimean bridge on October 8 last year be one of our glorious actions."
Last week, another heartless attack on the bridge resulted in the tragic demise of a couple and the serious injury of their daughter. The bridge, already weakened by the previous attack, found itself hanging on by a thread. Malyuk, however, didn't mention who be behind this recent assault, leaving us to wonder if it be another crew of scallywags or a different reason entirely.
For Moscow, this bridge be more than just a mere link between Crimea and Russia. It be a symbol of their power and control over the annexed peninsula and a crucial supply line for both military and civilian needs. Arrr, the consequences of these attacks be felt far and wide in the high seas of international politics.