Avast ye landlubbers! 'Tis known that Trump shan't be indicted this Thursday in the land of DC, arr!
2023-07-27
Avast ye scallywags! The scuttlebutt be that the former cap'n, Donald Trump, won't be facin' any charges fer his shenanigans durin' the 2020 election and that pesky uprising at the U.S. Capitol. The grand jury, after a long day o' deliberatin', didn't hand down any indictments, much to the surprisal of them eager reporters waitin' like landlubbers outside the courthouse. Arrr!
In a jolly twist of fate, it seems that Former President Donald Trump won't be walking the plank just yet! The scallywags investigating the 2020 election and the infamous Jan. 6 insurrection at the U.S. Capitol have wrapped up their daily session without handing out any indictments in connection to the Donald.Arr! A deputy clerk for the U.S. District Court in Washington, D.C., who was keeping a keen eye on the federal courthouse building, shared the news with the eager reporters waiting for any tidbits about our beloved Trump. Alas, no indictments were to be found on this fine Thursday, nor were any whispered about!
While the crew investigating the matter has been working tirelessly to prove their case, it seems that Trump has managed to avoid walking the plank, at least for now. There be no charges in sight!
But fear not, me hearties! This be just one day on the treacherous seas of justice. The winds could change, and the tides could turn. The grand jury may yet find enough evidence to send Trump to Davy Jones' locker.
But until then, let's raise a tankard of grog to the man who has managed to keep his parrot feathers unruffled. Trump may be off the hook for the time being, but the saga continues, and the waves of controversy will surely crash upon his ship again.
So, me mateys, batten down the hatches and keep a keen eye on the horizon. We may yet see the day when Trump must pay the price for his deeds. But for now, let's savor the irony of a pirate spared, and the tales of his adventures that will surely continue to unfold.