Arr! Capn' Warren n' Capn' Graham set sail on a jolly ol' quest to keelhaul the scurvy dogs o' Big Tech!
2023-07-27
Methinks the buccaneers, Elizabeth Warren and Lindsey Graham, be joinin' forces to muster a grand bill that'll set sail and bravely shackle the likes of Meta Platforms' Facebook, Alphabet's Google, Amazon.com, and other monstrous Big Tech vessels. Aye, the Congress hath seen many a failed attempt to trim their sails, but these two be settin' their sights on victory!
In a bold move that would make even the most swashbuckling pirate proud, Senators Elizabeth Warren and Lindsey Graham have joined forces to take down the mighty Big Tech companies. Arrr, these senators be sailin' the treacherous seas of Congress, seekin' to create a new government regulator to keep these scallywags like Meta Platforms' Facebook, Alphabet's Google, and Amazon.com in check.Avast, me hearties! For years, other attempts to rein in these tech giants have failed, but these two brave souls be determined to succeed where others have fallen short. While the federal agencies be fightin' legal battles against these scurvy dogs, Senators Warren and Graham be takin' matters into their own hands.
Ye see, these tech companies be growin' too powerful, wieldin' their influence like a kraken crushin' a ship. They be controlin' the flow of information, the treasure of our digital age, and it be high time someone stood up to 'em.
With this new regulator on their side, Senators Warren and Graham be aimin' to ensure fair winds and smooth sailin' for all. They be wantin' to protect the privacy of our crewmates, preventin' these tech giants from plunderin' our personal information for their own gain.
But beware, me hearties! The battle ahead be treacherous. These Big Tech companies be rich and powerful, with their vast armies of lobbyists and influence over the landlubbers in Congress. It will take all the wit and cunning of these senators to navigate these perilous waters and emerge victorious.
So let us raise a mug of grog to Senators Warren and Graham, the swashbucklers of Congress, as they set sail on this grand adventure to tame the Big Tech beasts. May their swords be sharp, their aim be true, and may they emerge triumphant, bringin' justice to the digital realm!