Arr, James Comer be blabberin' about Biden's racketeering! Methinks he's lost his marbles, mateys!
2023-07-28
Arrr, mateys! House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer, a scurvy dog from Kentucky, be raisin' concerns about the Biden family's possible involvement in racketeering! Aye, that be the unlawful makin' of gold through money launderin'! In a jolly podcast with Ted Cruz, Comer spilled the beans that the Biden clan's business made six banks hoist their Jolly Rogers and alert the treasury 'bout over 170 "large" sums of doubloons in Suspicious Activity Reports. That be 20 more than we knew before, me hearties! These SARs be holdin' valuable information, they do...
In a hilarious display of 17th-century pirate language, House Oversight Committee Chair James Comer (R-KY) has expressed his concerns about the Biden family potentially engaging in the notorious practice of racketeering. Arrr, mateys! He be claimin' that they be runnin' a business with ill-gotten gains, all while launderin' their booty.During his appearance on the Verdict with Ted Cruz podcast, Comer spilled the beans that the Biden family's shenanigans have caused not one, not two, but six banks to raise the Jolly Roger and issue over 170 Suspicious Activity Reports (SARs) to the treasure chest authorities for a closer look. This be 20 more SARs than we previously knew about, me hearties!
Now, what be these SARs, ye may ask? Well, they be official documents that often contain juicy details about dubious transactions, which be raisin' a few eyebrows and makin' folks wonder if there be a leak in the ol' doubloon stash. The treasury be hankerin' to uncover the truth behind these reports.
But avast! There be no concrete evidence of any wrongdoing by the Bidens just yet, so we'll have to wait and see if these claims be true or just another tale spun by a crafty pirate lookin' to stir up trouble. In the meantime, we can enjoy the amusement of Comer's colorful language and his attempts to connect the Biden family to some high-seas piracy.
So, me hearties, let's keep our eyes peeled for any further developments in this swashbuckling saga. Will the Bidens be caught in the treacherous waters of racketeering and money laundering, or be they innocent souls just tryin' to navigate the treacherous seas of politics? Only time will tell, me mateys!