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Arr, 'tis a grand quarrel betwixt Trump and Rogan o'er an invite to parley on a podcast!

2023-07-29

Arr! Donald Trump be a scallywag who be makin' a name fer himself in business and politics. He be wantin' to grab all the attention, and he be thinkin' that appearin' on Joe Rogan's podcast be the way to do it. But alas, the poor lad be havin' no luck! After meetin' Rogan at a fight, the idea be stuck in Trump's head. He be talkin' to his mates and advisors, tryin' to make it happen... Arr, but it be a struggle!

In the language of a 17th century pirate, me hearties, let me spin ye a tale about Donald Trump, a man who be known for makin' a career out of drawin' attention to himself. Ah, but this Trump fella be havin' a bit of a predicament, ye see. He be obsessed with makin' an appearance on that famed podcast hosted by Joe Rogan.
Arr, but there be a problem, me mateys. Every time he be tryin' to make it happen, he be strikin' out like a landlubber tryin' to find buried treasure on dry land. After he be havin' a chance meetin' with Rogan at a recent UFC fight in Las Vegas, his desire to be on that podcast be burnin' brighter than a ship aflame. He be talkin' to his advisors and allies, tryin' to figure out how to make his dream come true.
Now, ye might be wonderin' why this Trump fella be so keen on bein' on Rogan's podcast. Well, me hearties, it be because Rogan be havin' a massive followin' of scallywags who be listenin' to his show. Trump be thinkin' that by gettin' on that podcast, he be able to reach a wider audience and get the attention he be cravin'.
But, alas, it be lookin' like Trump be havin' a curse upon him when it comes to Rogan's podcast. No matter how hard he be tryin' or how much he be wishin' upon a star, he be findin' himself unable to make it happen. It be like a stormy sea, tossin' him about and keepin' him from reachin' his desired destination.
So, me mateys, the question be whether Trump be able to break the curse and finally make it onto Rogan's podcast. Only time will tell, but until then, we shall wait with bated breath to see if this pirate of attention be able to find his way to Rogan's treasure trove of listeners.

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