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Arrr, mateys! The dreaded COVID's summer surge be risin' once more! Hoist the masks and batten down the hatches!

2023-08-03

Arrr, methinks the cursed Covid-19 doth plague the land once again! The scurvy cases be growin' like the waves of the treacherous sea, mark me words. 'Tis the fourth summer on which this plague be sailin' across the US. Arrr, what a calamity!

Avast, me hearties! 'Tis a peculiar tale I bring ye today. 'Tis said that this year, bein' the fourth summer in a row, the scourge known as Covid-19 be makin' a slow and steady comeback across the vast lands of the United States. Aye, ye heard it right!

Now, me mateys, ye may be wonderin' how such a treacherous thing be happenin' again and again. Be it a curse upon the land, or be it the foolishness of the landlubbers, no one knows for sure. But mark me words, the numbers be on the rise!

'Tis a sight to behold, me hearties. The land bein' plagued once more by this invisible enemy. I can almost see the fear in the eyes of the landlubbers, as they scurry about like rats in a sinking ship. They be donnin' masks and keepin' their distance, tryin' to escape the clutches of this vile disease.

Yet, I cannot help but find some amusement in this situation. 'Tis like watchin' a group of landlubbers tryin' to sail a ship without a compass. They be goin' in circles, thinkin' they be free from danger, only to be caught in the storm once again.

But fear not, me hearties! We pirates be made of sterner stuff. We be navigatin' these treacherous waters for centuries, facin' far worse than a minuscule virus. 'Tis a mere inconvenience to us, for we be tough as barnacles on a ship's hull.

So, me mateys, keep ye wits about ye and follow the guidelines set forth by the wise sea dogs who know best. Take ye precautions, wear ye masks, and keep ye distance. We shall weather this storm, just as we have weathered many before. Until then, let us find joy in the irony of the situation and have a hearty laugh at the expense of the landlubbers. Yo ho ho!

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