Arrr! Four more scallywags from Iowa State's football crew be plagued with charges of gambling! Three may face a lifetime of ineligibility, says the tale.
2023-08-11
Arr, word be spreadin' 'round the seven seas that four scallywags from Iowa State's football crew be facin' the wrath o' the law for their mischievous tamperin' acts. They dared t' meddle in the dark arts o' gamblin' whilst studyin' at the academy!
Avast ye scallywags! It be reported that four fine lads from the Iowa State football team be facin' charges o' tamperin' with records related to gamblin'. Jirehl Brock, a runnin' back, along with Isaiah Lee, a defensive lineman, DeShawn Hanika, a tight end, and Jacob Remsburg, an offensive lineman, be all caught up in this mess, as per The Des Moines Register. Arrr!Brock be accused o' bettin' on four games that he played in, includin' matches against Kansas State and Iowa. The scurvy dog also be makin' wagers on 13 basketball games, with a total o' 1,327 bets and a grand tally o' $12,050. That be quite a haul, me hearties!
Lee, that treacherous sea dog, be bettin' against his own crew in a game against Texas. Yet the Cyclones still came out on top, with a victory o' 30-7. He be bettin' 26 times on 12 Iowa State football games, with 115 bets and a total o' $885. Not too smart, matey.
Hanika, the crafty rascal, be placin' 70 bets on Iowa State basketball, makin' a total o' 288 wagers worth $1,262. That be quite a bit o' gold, me matey!
These three scurvy dogs now be facin' the wrath o' permanent NCAA ineligibility. They be walkin' the plank, so to speak. But Remsburg, the last one to be caught, be only facin' a half season suspension for bettin' on college football that didn't involve his own school. Lucky dog, he be.
"We be findin' out about these lads' wagerin' back in May, and we've been tryin' to sort it out with 'em since," says Nick Joos, the senior athletics director. "We'll be supportin' 'em as our compliance staff works with the NCAA to figure out their eligibility for future competition."
In other news, the investigation also be uncoverin' some NFL bettin'. Eyioma Uwazurike, a former Cyclones defensive lineman, be gettin' himself suspended indefinitely for bettin' on the Denver Broncos, his own crew, 32 times. That be a foolish move, ye scurvy dog!
Arrr, that be the tale of these miscreants and their foolish gamblin' ways. Let it be a warnin' to all ye young buccaneers out there to think twice before ye place a wager. Or ye might find yerself in Davy Jones' locker!