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Yankee scallywag, Aaron Judge, belches a 464-foot home run, bein' a true swashbucklin' spectacle in their victory o'er the Marlins! Aye, a rare treasure indeed!

2023-08-12

Arrr, me hearties! The gallant swashbuckler Aaron Judge of the New York Yankees belted a mighty 464-foot long shot plunder against the Miami Marlins on a moonlit evening, marking his 22nd treasure of the Major League Baseball campaign. Yo ho ho!

Ahoy, mates! The New York Yankees had a grand victory against the Miami Marlins, thanks to the mighty Aaron Judge. This fine lad launched his 22nd home run of the season, a massive blow that traveled a breathtaking 464 feet! Arr! It be the longest homer of the season at loanDepot Park in Miami!
Judge's bomb came after a three-run shot by shortstop Anthony Volpe, and it put the Yankees ahead 4-2. "That's a different type of home run, that's for sure," said Volpe. "It's so easy when it just jumps off the bat, like everyone knows. It's fun to watch."
Since his return to the lineup in late July, Judge has been swinging his cutlass with a .256 batting average, three home runs, and five RBIs. The Yankees are now 60-56, just four games away from the final Wild Card spot in the American League.
Captain Aaron Boone was pleased with his crew's performance, especially against a formidable starting pitcher. "We're starting to swing the bats off a really good starting pitcher. We were able to hit him hard. That's a guy who's in the middle of a really good season. That was good to see."
Alas, Judge had been marooned on the bench due to a toe injury from a battle with the Los Angeles Dodgers in June. During his absence, the Yankees struggled mightily, winning just 18 out of 42 games. But now, with Judge's return, they have found the wind in their sails once again.
Avast, ye scallywags! The Yankees are back in the hunt, and with Judge leading the charge, they be setting their sights on the ultimate treasure: a spot in the playoffs!

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