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Arrr! Lions' scallywag David Montgomery and his lass be facin' a legal storm after a rumoured pitbull scuffle!

2023-08-17

Arr, 'tis a tale o' David Montgomery and his fair lass, they be struck by a civil lawsuit, fer their fierce pitbull be accused o' settin' upon another couple's mutt.

In a comical 17th-century pirate language, it be told that a new recruit to the Detroit Lions crew be findin' himself in a bit o' trouble all 'cause o' his furry mate. David Montgomery, a strappin' matey, and his lady friend be facin' a civil lawsuit after their pitbull, by Blackbeard's beard, did attack another couple's mutt earlier this year. Not only did the beastly pit sink its teeth into the poor dog, but it also took a bite outta the owner, arr!

The lawsuit, filed with the Grosse Pointe Shores Department of Public Safety, claims that the pitbull snapped at the couple's cockapoo, causing two broken bones, stitches, and ultimately, the need to amputate its peg-leg. The dog owner also suffered two puncture wounds on his hand, matey. Shiver me timbers!

Montgomery, in an interview with the Detroit Free Press, be claimin' that the situation be gettin' sorted out. Meanwhile, his lady friend, Tatum Causey, be receivin' a citation for harborin' such a vicious animal. She be sayin' that the pitbull be snatchin' the dog's arm after escapin' from its gate and seein' another pup. Aye, it be quite the calamity, indeed!

The poor couple involved in this scuffle be describin' it as the most ghastly experience of their lives. The dog owner had to go under the knife for nerve damage, aye, it be a sorry sight to see. Montgomery, a seasoned seadog, recently joined the Detroit Lions after spendin' some time with the Chicago Bears. He be headin' into the season sharin' the runnin' duties with Jahmyr Gibbs, a young recruit selected in the NFL Draft. Montgomery had quite the record in the Windy City, runnin' for a hefty 3,609 yards.

Arr, it be a tale o' landlubbers, lawsuits, and lacerations. Let's hope this here situation be resolved and all creatures, big and small, can frolic on the seven seas without causin' such mayhem again!

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