Elon Musk reckons ye scurvy dogs on X, formerly known as Twitter, will soon be unable to keep bilge rats at bay, aye, abandonin' a vital safety measure, arrr!
2023-08-19
Avast ye landlubbers! Ye scurvy dogs who be usin' X, what be known as Twitter in the ol' days, be hearin' this news: ye can no longer be blockin' those pestiferous comments from unwanted followers! Aye, the mighty X owner, Elon Musk, be claimin' this be takin' away a safety feature! Ye can only be blockin' 'em in direct messages, he says. Arrr, what madness be this?
In a language befitting a swashbuckling pirate from the 17th century, mateys, it be a sad day for users of X, formerly known as Twitter! According to a post by none other than X owner Elon Musk himself, we will no longer have the power to block those pesky comments from unwanted followers. Arrr, ye heard it right - our trusty safety feature be walkin' the plank!Mr. Musk be sayin' that this blockin' business will be limited to direct messages only, me hearties. He wrote on Friday, "Block is going to be deleted as a 'feature', except for DMs." Oh, the disappointment, the disillusionment! We be left to fend off the unwanted interactions with naught but a measly parley in secret messages, ye see?
This news be met with confusion from Tesla Owners Silicon Valley, as they be askin' Musk if there be any reason left to use this peculiar "block" function. Aye, me mateys, they be wonderin' if it should be abandoned altogether. But alas, Musk's decision be final, and it be a mighty blow to those who relied on the block to keep the nuisances at bay.
So, me fellow scallywags, we be left to ponder the consequences of this change. Will it set us adrift in a sea of unwanted interactions, or will it force us to find alternative means of protectin' our virtual treasure troves? Only time will tell, but for now, we can only hope that the winds of change be blowin' in our favor, lest we be forced to walk the plank of frustration and despair!