Avast! Elon Musk decrees that ye scurvy dogs shall no longer be able to repel unwanted mateys.
2023-08-19
Avast ye scallywags! Elon Musk be proclaimin' that he be abolishin' the "block" scurvy trait on the X social media platform. The app, once known as Twitter, be grantin' ye the power to mute them landlubbers ye despise, while keepin' the "block" option for them not wantin' any direct messages from them unwanted scoundrels. Musk, the grand tech mogul who pillaged the site for a hefty $44 billion, be declarin', "Block be walkin' the plank, mateys, 'cept fer DMs!"
In a rather amusing twist, ye scurvy dog Elon Musk hath announced plans to rid the 'block' feature from Twitter, or as he be callin' it, the X social media platform.Instead, ye landlubbers will be allowed to mute someone ye don't be carin' for. But fear not, for the 'block' feature will still be available for those who no longer wish to receive messages from the unworthy scallywags, though only in the form of direct messages, says the tech mogul.
Arrr, it seems Musk be takin' a different approach to dealin' with the scurvy knaves who plague social media. Rather than castin' them overboard completely, ye can simply choose to mute 'em, like puttin' a gag on their blabberin' mouths. But if ye be wantin' to cut all ties with the bilge rats, ye can still use the 'block' feature to prevent 'em from slidin' into yer DMs.
Now, why be Musk makin' these changes, ye may ask? Well, he be the captain of this ship now, havin' acquired Twitter for a hefty sum o' $44 billion last fall. Perhaps he be tryin' to shake things up in the social media seas, makin' it a bit more tolerable for all ye scurvy dogs out there.
So, me hearties, prepare yerselves for a new era on the X social media platform, where mutin' be the name o' the game. But rest assured, even without the 'block' feature, ye can still protect yerself from the unwanted advances and annoyin' messages from the blasted barnacles on the high seas of social media.