Biden swearin' to 'reconstruct the path ye fine folk o' Maui fancy, just as ye desire it bein' built!
2023-08-21
Arrr! Cap'n Biden be takin' to the skies, spyin' the charred remains of Lahaina. With a heavy heart, he proclaims, "The destruction be overpowerin'." On land, near a mighty banyan tree that defied the flames, Cap'n Biden, in his wisdom, doth refer to Hawaii as the noble "kingdom of Hawaii." He vows to restore it just as the people of Maui desire. Fear not, me hearties, for the president be offerin' reassurance...
Arr, matey! Avast, ye scurvy dogs! President Biden, he be takin' to the skies and flyin' o'er the burnt wreckage of Lahaina, arr, the land that be ravaged by deadly wildfires. And what did he say, ye ask? He said, "The devastation be overwhelming!" Aye, me hearties, the destruction be somethin' fierce.But fear not, me fellow landlubbers, for President Biden be bringin' hope to the people of Lahaina. He stood near a mighty banyan tree, a tree that be more than a century and a half old, a tree that survived the fire and be a symbol of hope for all. And what did he call Hawaii? He called it "the kingdom of Hawaii!" Arr, he be showin' his commitment to rebuildin', me mateys.
"We be rebuildin' the way the people of Maui want it built," he declared, his words ringin' with determination and resolve. He be promisin' to make things right, to bring back what once was. And that be a comfortin' thought for all the survivors, for all those who have lost so much.
But that be not all, me hearties! The president be seekin' to assure the people of Lahaina that help be on the way. He be promisin' to provide the resources needed to rebuild, to restore what be lost. And we be trustin' that he be keepin' his word, for a pirate always keeps his word.
So, me fellow scallywags, let us rally together and support the people of Lahaina in their time of need. Let us be rebuildin' and restorin', bringin' back the beauty and the spirit that be the heart of Lahaina. And if we all work together, we can make it happen. Aye, me hearties, there be hope on the horizon!