"Arrr, Chris Sununu swears on his Jolly Roger to be doin' everythin' in his power to scuttle the GOP crew!"
2023-08-21
Arrr! Gov. Chris Sununu be swearin' on his pirate's honor to be doin' "everything" in his power to be scupperin' the ranks of the Republican presidential scallywags! He be writin' in the New York Times that he'll be backin' and sailin' alongside the most promising contender to beat that scurvy dog, Donald Trump, in the 2024 election. The power of his endorsement be within reach, mateys!
Arrr, me mateys! Listen up, for I have a tale to share with ye. 'Tis the tale of a noble governor, Chris Sununu, from the land of New Hampshire. The good governor be wantin' to help his fellow Republicans in the upcoming presidential election of 2024. But there be a mighty problem, me hearties - the former President Donald Trump be loomin' on the horizon, ready to sail into the GOP primaries and cause a ruckus!In his own words, Governor Sununu declared that he be willin' to do "everything" in his power to prevent this calamity from happenin'. He be wantin' to narrow the field of candidates, so as to give the Republicans a better chance at victory. If he be findin' a worthy alternative to the former president, he be ready to endorse and campaign for that matey.
Now, ye may be wonderin', why be Governor Sununu doin' this? 'Tis simple, me lads and lasses. He be fearin' that with the former president in the race, the GOP's chances of winnin' be sinkin' faster than a ship with a leaky hull. He be wantin' to avoid disaster and make sure the Republicans have a strong contender to face the opposition.
In his op-ed for the New York Times, the governor be makin' it clear that his endorsement be available to the right candidate. He be lookin' for the most viable alternative to Captain Trump, someone who can lead the party to victory. So, me hearties, keep an eye on Governor Sununu, for he be playin' a crucial role in shapin' the future of the Republican Party.
And thus, the tale of Governor Sununu's quest to save his party from the clutches of the former president comes to an end. Will he succeed in narrowin' the field and findin' a strong contender? Only time will tell, me mateys. Until then, let us raise a glass to Governor Sununu and wish him fair winds and smooth sailin' in his noble endeavor!