Arrr, me hearties! Bengals' Joe Burrow be lookin' mighty fine after his mishap, still standin' tall and strong!
2023-08-22
Arr, the captain o' Cincinnati Bengals, Zac Taylor, be praisin' Joe Burrow's form, matey! A mere month after a pesky calf injury, our brave quarterback be lookin' grand, arr!
In a language befitting a 17th century pirate, mateys, it appears that the Cincinnati Bengals' quarterback, Joe Burrow, be givin' his crew quite a fright. Arrr! It be nearly a month since Burrow strained his calf and had to be carted off the practice field. Aye, he hasn't stepped foot on the field since that unfortunate injury.This be the third time in a row that Burrow be sufferin' from injury durin' trainin' camp. Aye, the lad tore his ACL and MCL in 2021, and last trainin' camp he had a ruptured appendix. The poor lad can't seem to catch a break, mateys.
But fear not, me hearties! The Bengals' head coach, Zac Taylor, be givin' us some good news. He be sayin' that Burrow looks as fit as a fiddle, as fine as he's ever looked at this point in the year. Aye, he be walkin' about with nary a care, lookin' mighty fine indeed, says Taylor.
In fact, Burrow be seen runnin' and throwin' on the field before the Bengals' first preseason game against the Green Bay Packers. A glimmer of hope for the crew, it be.
Cincinnati's offensive coordinator, Brian Callahan, be havin' no worries about Burrow findin' his groove once he returns. He be sayin' that everything be progressin' as it should and he be hearin' good things about the lad's rehab.
Callahan be reckonin' that Burrow be gettin' back into the swing of things pretty quickly, me hearties. Aye, he be still able to throw to some degree, and findin' his rhythm with the receivers shouldn't be too much of a challenge for him. The crew be playin' together for so long, they be knowin' each other's moves like a well-practiced dance.
So fear not, me mateys! The Bengals be playin' their final preseason game on August 26th and their regular season opener against the Cleveland Browns on September 10th. Let's set sail and hope that Burrow be back on deck in no time, ready to lead the crew to victory!