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Avast ye mateys! John Eastman, Trump's matey, be surrenderin' in the Georgia election case o' 2020.

2023-08-22

Arr matey! 'Tis the tale of John Eastman, a lawyer o' the conservative persuasion. He be surrenderin' himself to the Fulton County jail, as part of the 2020 election tussle in Georgia, me hearties! 'Tis a grand case with 18 co-defendants, includin' the former President Trump. The good District Attorney, Fani Willis, she be givin' him until Friday at noon to turn himself in. And aye, John Eastman, being a former lawyer to Trump, agreed to fork over a hefty sum of $100,000 to secure his release. Avast ye!

In a twist fit for a swashbuckling tale, conservative lawyer John Eastman has found himself behind bars in the Fulton County jail. The reason? None other than his involvement in the 2020 election interference case in Georgia. Ahoy! This be quite the turn of events!
As part of the case that has ensnared former President Trump and 17 other co-defendants, Eastman was given until Friday at noon to surrender to the authorities. And surrender he did, mateys, turning himself in on Tuesday, according to the jail's online database. Avast!
Now, Eastman be no ordinary landlubber. Nay, he be a former lawyer for our dear Captain Trump himself. Aye, he be part of the crew, the legal team that fought tooth and nail to overturn the election results. But alas, his efforts be in vain, and now he faces the consequences of his actions. Yo ho ho!
But fear not, me hearties! Eastman be no keelhauled scallywag. He be granted a $100,000 bond, allowing him to set sail once again, albeit with a hefty price upon his head. It be a small fortune, but for a man who once stood by the side of our beloved former president, it be a small price to pay. Shiver me timbers!
So there ye have it, me mateys. The tale of John Eastman, the conservative lawyer who found himself locked away in the Fulton County jail. Aye, the seas be treacherous, but those who meddle in the affairs of the electoral process must face the consequences. Fair winds and following seas, me hearties!

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