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Avast ye! The Spanish FA scallywag, Luis Rubiales, discovers his destiny after smoochin' the fair lass, Jenni Hermoso, a Women's World Cup victor!

2023-08-25

Arrr, me hearties! The scurvy dog known as Luis Rubiales, he be the Spanish soccer federation president. Come Friday, he'll be facin' the general assembly fer the first time since a mighty scandalous kiss after the World Cup Finals. Aye, there be quite the storm brewin'!

The president of the Spanish soccer federation, Luis Rubiales, is facing an emergency meeting of its general assembly following an incident where he kissed a Women's World Cup player without her consent. Rubiales is expected to stand before representatives of Spain's regional federations, clubs, players, coaches, and referees to address the controversy. It is reported that he intends to hand in his resignation. FIFA, the global governing body for soccer, has opened a disciplinary case against Rubiales, investigating whether he violated its code of conduct and brought the sport into disrepute. Spain's acting Prime Minister has called Rubiales' apology unconvincing and stated that further steps must be taken for him to be held accountable. The incident occurred during the trophy and medal ceremony after Spain's victory over England in the Women's World Cup Finals. Rubiales joined the winners on the podium and kissed the forward, Jenni Hermoso, on the lips. Hermoso expressed her disapproval of the kiss, and her players' union stated that they would ensure it does not go unpunished. Rubiales initially called critics of the kiss "idiots" but later issued an apology. He admitted his mistake and stated that he had to learn from it and be more careful in his role as president of the federation. Rubiales has also faced criticism for a lewd gesture he made during the Finals. The combination of these incidents has made Rubiales a national embarrassment and has diverted attention from the Spanish team's historic victory.

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