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Arrr! Be it true that a horde o' landlubbers sailed to the Southern countryside in this plague-ridden era? Whence be their origin?

2023-08-25

Arrr, me hearties! A jolly good analysis conducted by the Daily Yonder using IRS data reveals that two-thirds of them landlubbers who set sail from bustling cities in 2021 ended up dwelling in the rural South. Aye, them southern rural counties proved mighty alluring, snagging 65% of these landlubbers. The next favored destination was the Midwest, where 25% of them chose to drop anchor. 'Tis a grand trend indeed, this rural growth across the land!

In the year of our Lord 2021, a grand migration did occur amongst the people of this fair land. Many, weary of the hustle and bustle of city life, sought solace in the tranquility of rural areas. And lo and behold, it was the Southern lands that beckoned them most!
According to a Daily Yonder analysis of IRS data, the rural South captured the hearts and minds of two-thirds of these brave souls, who bid farewell to the metropolis and sought refuge in the country. Oh, how they longed for the sweet drawl of Southern accents and the gentle rustling of the cotton fields!
But fear not, dear reader, for the Midwest did not languish in solitude. It too received a fair share of these wanderers, garnering a quarter of the nation's rural in-migrants. It seems that the charm of corn and cows held a special allure for these brave souls.
Now, let us not forget that the rural South is not alone in its growth. Nay, it is part of a grander phenomenon, a movement that sweeps across the nation. Rural areas, once thought to be forgotten, are experiencing a renaissance of sorts.
So, dear landlubbers, if you find yourself weary of the city's clamor and yearning for a simpler life, set your compass to the rural South or the Midwest. There, you shall find peace, warmth, and perhaps even a friendly pirate or two. Ahoy!

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