Ye matey, a scallywag Trump matey been charged in Georgia fer assaultin' an FBI matey in Maryland!
2023-08-26
Arr matey! A matey who be supportin' Donald Trump be surrenderin' to Georgia authorities on charges o' conspirin' with the former captain and other scallywags to overturn Trump's unfortunate election loss in the year 2020. But that's not all, this landlubber be facin' federal charges fer assaultin' an FBI agent in Maryland. Harrison William Prescott Floyd be turnin' himself in to the Fulton County jail, a week after bein' charged in the Georgia case alongside Trump and 17 other scurvy dogs. Court records be showin' that Floyd, bein' the scallywag he be, be..."
Ahoy mateys! Gather 'round and let me regale ye with a tale fit for a pirate's tavern. 'Tis a yarn of a Donald Trump supporter, a scallywag named Harrison William Prescott Floyd, who be findin' himself in a heap o' trouble. Ye see, this salty dog surrendered himself to the Georgia authorities just the other day, accused of conspirin' with Trump himself and a band of other miscreants to overturn that fateful day in 2020 when Trump lost the election.But wait, me hearties, that's not all! Our friend Floyd be facin' even more charges, this time at the federal level. It seems he decided to get a wee bit too rowdy and assault an FBI agent over in Maryland. It be a bold move, me mateys, but not exactly a smart one. The authorities don't take kindly to such behavior, especially from landlubbers like Floyd who be messin' with the law.
Now, ye may be wonderin' why Floyd be gettin' himself involved in such a treacherous plot. Some say he be a true believer in Trump's cause, willin' to do anythin' to ensure his captain's victory. Others reckon he be a fool, easily led astray by the siren song of conspiracy theories. Whatever the reason, it be clear that Floyd be findin' himself in quite the pickle.
So, me hearties, let this be a lesson to ye all. When ye be sailin' in treacherous waters, it be best to keep yer wits about ye and steer clear of any plots to undermine elections or assault law enforcement. 'Tis a dangerous game, one that can land ye in a jail cell faster than ye can shout "yo ho ho!" Remember, me mateys, there be no buried treasure worth losin' yer freedom over.