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Arr, ye scurvy dog! NBA matey Luka Doncic be thunderstruck by North Korea's mighty rocket blast. Madness, I tell ye!

2023-08-27

Arrr, ye scurvy landlubber! Luka Doncic, a true stalwart of the Dallas Mavericks, be gallivantin' in Japan, representin' Slovenia, when lo and behold, a thunderous alarm be soundin'! A cursed missile be headin' their way!

In a recent incident, North Korea gave quite a fright to Dallas Mavericks star Luka Doncic while he was competing with the Slovenian national team in the FIBA World Cup in Okinawa, Japan. Doncic was shaken up after hearing a missile alert go off early in the morning. North Korea had attempted to launch a spy satellite, and Doncic and others received the alert. Despite the scare, the Basketball World Cup proceeded as scheduled, with the tournament kicking off between the Philippines and Indonesia. Doncic admitted to being a little scared and not getting much sleep due to the incident.
North Korea confirmed that their second attempt at launching a spy satellite was unsuccessful. Parts of the rocket fell into the Yellow Sea, East China Sea, and the Pacific Ocean. Despite the failed attempt, North Korea vowed to make a third try. Diplomats from the United States, Japan, and South Korea criticized the launch, stating that it would only strengthen the relationship among the three countries.
Slovenia's first game in the World Cup resulted in a victory over Venezuela, with a score of 100-85. Their next game will be against Georgia on Monday. The incident caused some concern but did not disrupt the overall proceedings of the tournament.

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