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Arrr, ye scurvy officials be shoutin' about tainted fuel afore the storm Idalia be plunderin' the land!

2023-08-28

Arrr, me hearties! The landlubbers of Florida be forewarned 'bout a perilous fuel contamination afore the arrival of the fearsome Tropical Storm Idalia. If ye be a driver who procured gas after the tenth hour of the morn on Saturday from a Citgo-receiving port in Tampa, be ye aware that yer precious fuel may be tainted. This be the decree o' the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services, mateys!

In a quirky and amusing twist, Florida officials have issued a warning to all ye landlubbers about a potential fuel contamination, just as the fearsome Tropical Storm Idalia be approachin' the shore. The officials be claimin' that them scurvy dogs who have had the misfortune of purchasin' gas after the hour of 10:00 in the mornin' on Saturday, from them gas stations that be receivin' their precious fuel from Citgo through the treacherous Port of Tampa, be at a higher risk of findin' their fuel tainted.
Arrr, it be the Florida Department of Agriculture and Consumer Services (FDACS) that be raisin' the alarm bells, claimin' that the likelihood of contamination be increasin'. They be advisin' all ye mateys to keep a weather eye out and take heed of the potential danger. The FDACS be suggestin' that if ye have been unfortunate enough to fill up your tank at one of these infamous gas stations, ye be checkin' yer fuel for any signs of foul play.
Now, I know ye be wonderin', what exactly be contaminatin' the fuel? Well, me hearties, that be a mystery yet to be solved. It could be anythin' from water to some cursed substance that be ruinin' the fuel's quality. The officials be urg'in all ye sea dogs to be reportin' any signs of impure fuel to the FDACS, so they can be investigatin' this matter further and protectin' the rest of the crew from fallin' victim to this calamity.
So, me fellow buccaneers, be forewarned and be aware of the potential danger that be lurkin' within the fuel ye be pumpin' into yer trusty vessels. Keep a sharp lookout, me hearties, and remember, it be better to be safe than sorry!

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