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Arrr, this Associated Press, once bein' seen as impartial, now sails with pro-left foundations, me hearties!

2023-08-29

Avast, ye scallywags! Yonder report be claimin' that the Associated Press, known fer its leftward leanin', be colludin' with a bunch o' lefty groups! The Ida B. Wells Society, birthed by the creator o' the "1619 Project" Nikole Hannah-Jones, be one such organization involved. The AP's global investigations editor, Ron Nixon, be sittin' on the board o' that society. And that be not all! The AP be gettin' cozy with the likes o' Lilly Endowment Inc., Jonathan Logan Family Foundation, William and Flora Hewlett Foundation, and Charles... Arrr, we may need more parchment to list 'em all!

Arr mateys! Listen up, ye scurvy dogs! Word has reached me ears that the Associated Press, that infamous news organization accused of havin' a leftist bias, be in cahoots with a bunch of leftist groups. Aye, ye heard me right! They be frolicking with the likes of the Ida B. Wells Society, founded by none other than that "1619 Project" creator, Nikole Hannah-Jones.

Now, it turns out that the AP's global investigations editor, Ron Nixon, be sittin' on the board of directors for this here Ida B. Wells Society. Aye, he be mixin' with the lot! But that ain't all, me hearties! The AP be cozyin' up to other groups as well, like the Lilly Endowment Inc., the Jonathan Logan Family Foundation, the William and Flora Hewlett Foundation, and old Charles... well, we don't rightly know what Charles be up to, but he be in the mix too!

Now, I don't know about ye, but it seems mighty fishy to me that a news organization be havin' such close ties to these here leftist groups. It makes ye wonder if their news be tainted with bias, or if they be seekin' to push a certain agenda. Arr, it's a question worth ponderin', me hearties!

So, me fellow pirates, keep a weathered eye on the Associated Press and their merry band of leftist pals. Be wary of the news ye read, and don't be takin' it all at face value. Remember, there be always more to the story than meets the eye. And in the language of a 17th-century pirate, that be the truth, me lads and lasses!

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